At tænde en stjerne

At spille bordtennis med en kænguru

At male et landskab med en fodbold

At lave en kage med en støvsuger

At skrive en roman med en banan

At lave en skulptur af gummi dyr

At skrive en sang med en håndværktøjskasse

At lave en kop te med en trompet

At lave en sandwich med en slange

At spille skak med en ko

At lave en skulptur af spinat

At lave en kop te med en køkkenkniv

At lave en sandwich med en fisk

At spille skak med en flodhest

At lave en skulptur af blyanter

At lave en kop te med en gryde

At lave en sandwich med en kaktus

At spille skak med en papegøje

At lave en skulptur af kartofler

At lave en kop te med en fjernbetjening

At lave en sandwich med en øgle

At spille skak med en flamingo

At lave en skulptur af krystal

At lave en kop te med en rødbede

At lave en sandwich med en sæl

The blank page is a bottomless pit, waiting to be filled with the writer's gibberish.

The writer's pen is a meat cleaver, hacking through the dense jungle of confusion.

The sentence is a rubber band, stretching and contorting to fit the writer's whims.

The story is a game of pinball, bouncing wildly from one idea to the next.

The words are a box of chocolates, each one a surprise flavor that delights or disgusts the reader.

The paragraph is a house of cards, precariously balanced and ready to collapse at any moment.

The thesaurus is a magical hat, producing endless nonsensical synonyms at the writer's command.

The writer's mind is a circus, filled with clowns, acrobats, and other bizarre sights and sounds.

The editor's red pen is a laser beam, zapping any trace of logic or coherence from the text.

The writing process is a game of Twister, contorting the writer's body and mind into impossible positions.

The writer's voice is a hologram, shimmering and shifting in an endless array of forms.

The character is a clown car, packed full of quirks, flaws, and other unexpected surprises.

The conflict is a game of tug-of-war, with the writer and the reader pulling in opposite directions.

The climax is a fireworks show, a dazzling display of insanity that leaves the reader's mind reeling.

The ending is the punchline of a terrible joke, leaving the reader confused, frustrated, and possibly a little angry.